Bengali central in Brum...Coventry Road

out on major missions for sisters wedding. What would we have done without this woman, our bhabi!! We dont have a brother who's old enough to be married but we got loadsa cousins who are, and she happens to be married to our second cousin!! The name...Rehana.(think thats how u spell it cos peeps keep calling her 'Rohana'-with Sylheti accent)

bengali man at the paan shop(bmatps): not seen you in ages...where have you been(obviously all in Sylheti!!and flirting abit...yuk,yuk,yuk!!)
bhabi: just been busy...its wedding season (don't we know it!!)
bmatps: what would you like?
bhabi: do you have a crate of paan?
bmatps: whos wedding is it?
bhabi: Farhad mamas eldest daughters' wedding. This is the second daughter (was trying to pretend i wasn't bengali!!). Just getting paan for the mendhi
bmatps: who doesn't know about that wedding?! everyone in Birmingham has had an invite!


What does he mean?! That my dad announced it on radio...its been in Jonamot (bengy newspaper)?!! I really don't remember writing out the invites to all these Bengos on Coventry Road!! AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

We might aswell have the wedding on coventry road...in the Bengali mosque.....gonna have a mental breakdown!!!